oh my

Upon reading the sign "Benz & Beemers Auto Repair", Jocelyn Tang, Princeton Class of 2014, exclaims "What does that even mean? It fixes itself?"

And a little while later, in an attempt to quote Nicki Minaj's Super Bass, she blurts "f is me."

lottery

Imagine if Bill Gates won the lottery. You know, some tens of millions of dollars. There would be a riot.