common phenomenon?

I feel the need to document this. Every time I wash the dishes, I suddenly have the urge to um, well... use the restroom. Sounds like an excuse not to do the dishes, huh?

My hypothesis: it's caused by the water running over your hands. Much in the same way that a cup of water, when used with a sleeping person's hand, can lead to very embarrassing results when he/she wakes up.

loitering

My cousin is starting college in the fall! Seems like college was so long ago. Anyway, he's staying in my room for the couple of days before he has to move in.

me: hey, where are you going this late at night?
him: if I told you, my gang would have to kill you...
me: whoa, you're part of a gang! what do you guys do at night?
him: um... nothing.
me: really? sounds boring...
him: yea, we commit crimes. like loitering.

theology

Sometimes I wonder what God thinks when He looks at all the blogs, books, and other material that attempt to describe His character, proper interpretations of the Bible, and methods of prayer and worship.

I'd like to think that for the most part, He smiles at our efforts to understand what is so obvious to Him (even lending a hand once in awhile).